I’d been admiring the EL REY for a while as I liked its shape.
UNTIL my colleague informed me that we were getting in EXTRA SMALL version of the Mr Hankey’s toys. But the size was too much, so I had to skip it. This firm-yet-pliable material allows the dildos to jiggle as you hold them, which I’d compare to a guy’s cock a few minutes after sex when it’s in that post-erection-semi-hard stage. I had fallen in love with the 75% soft material we had. I literally would need anesthetic and some sort of SAW movie restraint device to even attempt that. That’s just not something I would or could do, so I had to skip that party. Some were larger than my head to the waistline in length and as girthy as 15 inches in circumference. The original drop of Hankey’s toys that we received were HUGE and that’s no exaggeration. This American bland proudly proclaim to create the world’s best dildos – and who are we to argue? Our customers have fallen in love, so naturally, I became curious. When Mr Hankey’s range arrived at Clonezone, our emails, social media DM’s and phone lines exploded with enquiries from excited customers.
